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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

The Needle and the Damage

I ain't saying it's good and I ain't saying it's bad, but this whole Golden Gate Park business has my head spinning. Maybe this will help you understand it all.












This is the needle that lay in the Park












This is the junkie who dropped the needle
That lay in the Park















This is the cardboard under the junkie
Who dropped the needle
That lay in the Park












This is the bottle next to the cardboard
Under the junkie
Who dropped the needle
That lay in the Park















This is the Rec and Park worker who picked up the bottle
Next to the cardboard
Under the junkie
Who dropped the needle
That lay in the Park















This is the Mayor who directed the Rec and Park worker
Who picked up the bottle
Next to the cardboard
Under the junkie
Who dropped the needle
That lay in the Park






This is the newspaper that pushed the Mayor
Who directed the Rec and Park worker
Who picked up the bottle
Next to the cardboard
Under the junkie
Who dropped the needle
That lay in the Park










This is the citizen who bought the newspaper
That pushed the Mayor
Who directed the Rec and Park worker
Who picked up the bottle
Next to the cardboard
Under the junkie
Who dropped the needle
That lay in the Park















These are the taxes paid by the citizen
Who bought the newspaper
That pushed the Mayor
Who directed the Rec and Park worker
Who picked up the bottle
Next to the cardboard
Under the junkie
Who dropped the needle
That lay in the Park














This is the city budget funded by the taxes
Paid by the citizen
Who bought the newspaper
That pushed the Mayor
Who directed the Rec and Park worker
Who picked up the bottle
Next to the cardboard
Under the junkie
Who dropped the needle
That lay in the Park















This is the nonprofit agency included in the city budget
Funded by the taxes
Paid by the citizen
Who bought the newspaper
That pushed the Mayor
Who directed the Rec and Park worker
Who picked up the bottle
Next to the cardboard
Under the junkie
Who dropped the needle
That lay in the Park















This is the needle handed out by the nonprofit agency
Included in the city budget
Funded by the taxes
Paid by the citizen
Who bought the newspaper
That pushed the Mayor
Who directed the Rec and Park worker
Who picked up the bottle
Next to the cardboard
Under the junkie
Who dropped the needle
That lay in the Park

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4 Comments:

Anonymous SeeingEyeBill said...

I laughed so hard I think I need a hit of heroin. Now where did I drop that needle...

3:43 PM

 
Anonymous Sweet Melissa said...

F*cking genius! I love this!

5:05 PM

 
Anonymous Tess said...

deftly done!

7:39 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GREAT presentation!

3:30 AM

 

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